Random Rant: The Nurofen Ad

You know the wedding commercial where the mother of the bride or some old dodgy nanna puts some nurofen/headache pills on the brides dress?  Wouldn’t you be pissed off if you were expecting cash to be stuck to you and this old mole staples some headache pills to your dress. What is that saying? HEY BITCH YOU’RE A RIGHT HEADACHE! Is a cheap present, the worst last minute present you could ever imagine. Shit! I forgot a wedding present, I know I’ll just give her this half used out of date packet of pills from my purse.
They should have had a punch up right there and then at the wedding.



Mike Goldman Actor, TV Host.


  1. viki says:

    As Effie from Acroplolis Now used to say
    You know I would love to be in marketing and invent commercials.
    I sometimes watch commercials and think..hmmmmmm what was this person on that wrote this commercial up………??
    love you
    chiki viki:)

  2. beerwench says:

    I’ll give you beer for your wedding so you don’t hurt me.

  3. hey mikey how u doin’?? i think this blog is absolutely hillarious!! i had a good laugh!! i agree with you on this blog very much!!! keep writing your blogs are so entertaining and fun and fresh i love them and ur wicked as!!! love the blog!!!

  4. Mitch says:

    LMFAO Mike you’re a funny funny guy. So true!

    Awesome job hosting BB Eviction show tonight too!

  5. Mot says:

    Actually it’s a take on a great movie, the name which escapes me at the moment. The older woman shows consideration to the bride, that’s all. 🙂

  6. Zoe says:

    Yes! Omg that ad drives me MENTAL! I hate the smug look on that old woman’s face. Grrr…

  7. That ad is loathesome.

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