Disney buys our show!

WAC, world animal championships.

Great news on the eve of Comicon 2014! WAC, the World Animal Championships, the show that I voiced all these crazy creatures on has been bought by the Walt Disney company UK.

This is a massive win for our show created and written by legendary TV genius Alex Mavroidakis. Alex is also one of the brains behind another show I work on called Big Brother.

WAC is Produced by Blacklab Entertainment Brisbane has been a smash hit on ABC kids Australia.

The show puts animals against each other to find the loudest, smelliest, strongest, funniest, weirdest animals in the world.

I think I ended up doing about 50 different voices for the show that is now going to be seen on UK Disney.

I have to do a special shout out to superstar producer Vanessa Oxlad who was one of the shows producers that pushed for me to do all the voices with Angela Walsh another Brisbane voice artist/movie producer.

Of course well done has to go to Tim McGahan, Nick Hopkin and the team at Black Lab, Alex Mavroidikis for creating such an awesome show and the legend animators, producers and editors at Cutting Edge Brisbane.

Looking forward to another 52 episodes!!

See you at COMIC CON San Diego diego tomorrow.

 

To hear more of my character voices have a listen to my EM VOICES Voice Demo

http://www.emvoices.com.au/Views/Artist.aspx?Artist=27538

Call Alex at EM Voices for More Info on

02 9369 5700

 

 

 

Grant Goldman 50 years in Radio

grant goldman voiceover

My Dad and Sydney Breakfast Radio Legend Grant Goldman.

Yes, an Australian radio super god is celebrating 50 years in radio this year. This guy hosted the first episode of ABC TVs Countdown, which was the first live colour television show in Australian TV history.

He has won international and local radio awards and has one of the longest running nationally syndicated breakfast shows.

Not to mention being the voice of Sky Channel, the official voice of the Sydney 2000 Olympics and the Manly Sea Eagles ground announcer for over thirty years. GO MANLY!!

Here we are when Manly beat the Storm 40 nil in the 2008 grand final.

Dad taught me everything there is to know about radio and television, how to use a microphone, how to promote myself, how to sell promotional use only CD’s on E Bay.

I can honestly say I have never met anyone in the industry who always had such a positive attitude at all times.

One of the more fun jobs Ive had over the years was working in the studio next to him hosting the Gorilla radio breakfast show while dad was hosting his show in the studio next door.

He would pop in on my show and vice versa. All sorts of crazy shit would happen. Dad would just barge in while in the middle of a talk break, “whats going on here?” If digital radio took off in Australia I

would have stayed.

Yep he’s my dear old dad Grant Goldman, on radio every morning on 2SM from 5 till 9am and something you may not know. He also recorded about a million voiceovers for the Sydney train stations.

Someone then got hold of these announcements and messed with them a little.

Dad swears he didn’t do it. Have a listen.

Listen to Dad weekday mornings from 5 till 9am on 2SM in Sydney and nationally on the Super radio network.

Radio legend grant goldman celebrates 50 years in radio

Radio legend grant goldman celebrates 50 years in radio

Or find him here

https://www.facebook.com/GrantGoldmanShow

Brother from another mother


Australia’s most watched house is empty so Big Bro needs you to live in it for a while and maybe win some cash.

If you get in you could well become a household name and get to do fun things like Dreamworld appearances.
Last year I had to fill in for a celebrity housemate who couldn’t do the full day of appearances in the spare diary room chair just outside the Big Brother amphitheatre.
I was like Santa Claus but without the presents. The letdown on kids faces is burnt into my mind.
“Mum, what happened to Benjaman, I want the funny housemate, who’s this guy”, they would say.
The mums knew, they remembered my shows, “Friday Night Live” and “Big Brother Up Late” god bless them.

If you want to be on on the 2014 edition heres my tips for auditions :
Be yourself
Dont bite your tongue
Stand out
If anyone is a big mouth stand up to them
Talk to other people you don’t know auditioning
Wash yourself properly before going to auditions
Eat and take some food and drink to auditions
Bring a pillow
Bring a tea towel
Sing loudly while waiting
Speak in a made up language the whole time

Actually I really have no Idea if any of those tips will help. One good idea is to take chocolate bars and give them to the executive producers as a bribe. Especially the chubby pommy one, he loves chocolate.
BUT SERIOUSLY
This is by far the biggest and most successful television show in the world. 14 years since we started and still pumping in over 40 countries.
Every year a different show, with different people, love affairs, insults, shocks, tears, fights, laughs, different tasks and challenges. PLUS the stunning Sonia Kruger hosting up a storm. Oh and of course yours truly will be there voice-overing and doing my thing at the live shows. Come and say hello!!
Me in my voiceover booth at Big Brother. It smells a little bit, don’t go in there.

This year, if you think know someone who would be awesome on the show, NOMINATE THEM! Just send their photo, name, number and why you think they should be on the show to nominate@bigbrother.com.au
Mike Goldman on stage Big Brother 2012
They will probably hate you at first but deep down they’ll be flattered and it will be the best thing that they ever did. They’ll love you for it.

www.bigbrother.com.au

ED’s UNDERPANTS

jade ed

Everyone now knows that the way Jade got her man Ed back was by being a mother to him and folding his underpants. I was moved by this amazing yet a little desperate display of affection and attention that I decided to write a song about it.
Here it is for your free downloading pleasure.

Hers a few more songs I’ve recorded for your listening pleasure…..

Its MY CAR

SCARE ME

Alien Holiday

These three songs I recorded with my band called POLISH.
More to come!

Get Ready for a BB Showdown

Big ShowdownWe’re back baby!

Theres a Big Brother Saturday night show that will be on for the first four weeks of the series called “Showdown”.
This will impact the housemates time in the house like never before. It’s hosted by the adorable Shelly Craft with crafty housemate Michael and arts and craft expert Mike Goldman. Yes, thats me, sorry to go off topic but I love arts and craft.

So the Brotherhood have succeeded, the games are back.

I wonder if this means I’ll get back my Ed Hard sponsorship deal from 2003.

Maybe not, but either way I’m super excited about being a part of the new gameshow on Big Brother that is SHOWDOWN.

Mike Goldman and Sonia Kruger

Mike Goldman and Sonia Kruger


Monday the 29th of July there will be 12 new housemates who will be in and halfway out.
Within the house lays the first new twist.
If you would like to hear Big Brother make his first official announcement and see the first spunky housemate revealed, army boy Matt, go to the Big Brother website www.bigbrother.com.au or click on Matts gun.

bigbrothermatt

If you want to get a little closer and smell the action, come to Dreamworld on the Gold Coast for the Live shows. I’ll be doing the “pre show” entertainment. Which is another way of saying crowd warm up. Still its a bucket O’ fun and I give away heaps of free stuff.

Love to meet you so please come up and say hello.
Get your tickets for the SPECIAL monday show here:
Big Brother Showdown

Drink Driving Shock

This is full on!! If you’re squeamish or have just eaten I would definitely look away. Its an anti drink driving campaign by Leo Burnett London. Its part of a Pub toilet Shocker campaign for the Department for Transport’s THINK! campaign. The idea is that you’ll be in the dunny and this face goes smashing into the mirror from the other side you’ll think it was from a car accident and decide to never drink drive. Either that or make you accidentally crap your pants before you get to the bowl and or scare you from ever going to a public toilet again.

Battle Cam

Yes you probably think I’m about to tell you about the most amazing show on the planet that is Big Brother and that the auditions are on right now.
Well, I’m not. I want to tell you about this revolutionary new TV thing I just saw in the USA called Battle Cam.

Actually, since they pay me I’d better give it a quick plug. Auditions are NEXT WEEK!!!

https://bigbrother2013.castasugar.com/

ALL applicants (including those who submitted a video online) will need to bring their registration form & ID to one of the following days on the Housemate Hunt:

Where is everyone! Oh, I'm here prematurely.

Can you fill big brothers seat!


PERTH – Thursday, April 4 (Crown Perth – Formerly Burswood Casino) (11AM – 7PM)
MELBOURNE DAY 1 – Saturday, April 6 (Rydges Bell City Preston) (8AM – 4PM)
MELBOURNE DAY 2 – Sunday, April 7 (Rydges Bell City Preston) (8AM – 4PM)
ADELAIDE – Thursday, April 11 (Adelaide Showground, Ridley Centre) (11AM – 7PM)
SYDNEY DAY 1 – Saturday, April 13 (Australian Technology Park) (8AM – 4PM)
SYDNEY DAY 2 – Sunday, April 14 (Australian Technology Park) (8AM – 4PM)
NEWCASTLE – Tuesday, April 16 (Newcastle Panthers) (11AM – 7PM)
BRISBANE– Saturday, April 20 (Pullman King George Square) (8AM – 4PM)
GOLD COAST – Sunday, April 21 (Jupiters Gold Coast) (8AM – 4PM)

WHAT IF YOU LIVE MORE THAN 500KM FROM THESE LOCATIONS?

If you live more than 500km from any of the above locations Big Brother will accept your registration form and video instead of seeing you in person at this stage. If Big Brother likes what he sees, you will be contacted and flown in for the phase 2 audition process. Please select this option on your registration form. If you are unsure if this applies to you please email us at bigbrother@bigbrother.com.au

REGISTER HERE!!! https://bigbrother2013.castasugar.com/

Im so excited about the enormity of the next series I’m PREXHAUSTED (preemptively exhausted)

SO onto BATTLE CAM!!
Battle Cam
Battle Cam is free to air TV KILM Channel 64 Los Angeles started by an eccentric Greek Billionaire by the name of Alki David

Alki David

Alki David

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He looks like a whole lot of fun this guy.

Basically you buy a $10 camera from battlecam.com for the top of your TV and you battle it out for your 5 minuites of fame in a split screen challenge against other people. The public vote live from their lounge room and if the love you you stay, if they “poop” you, that means you’re kicked off. The longer you stay on camera the more money you earn. Yes, they pay you actual cash! I think its like $10 every time your’re on or something.
In a publicity stunt recently Alki David offered US one million dollars for anyone who would do a nudie run in front of president Obama with Battle Cam written on their chest. One guy did it but the President didn’t see it, so no cash for the nutbag. You think thats mental, a terminally ill man with brain cancer will died in front of millions of people when the TV station was just online.
Nikolai Ivanisovich, 62, was given the lethal injection by a doctor at a clinic in Switzerland. Its only a matter of time till someone does something stupid on this channel like chops off a finger or worse, kills someone or themselves. Oh, hang on, that already happened.

No its not a gay chat channel.

No its not a gay chat channel.


So I watched Battle Cam for about three hours last night and It’s a lot like my show I host called Big Brother up late. NOTHING HAPPENS FOR AGES!!! But when it does it’s really exciting. When I host or voice Big Brother Up Late we look for the one on one conversations a lot of the time because it’s a lot less convoluted and people are more likely to be more open. So in that aspect Battle Cam works really well with two people on two different cams at all times.
I watched people talk about their love life, a guy with tattoos all over his face talk about why he did it, watched a guy put pins through his hand, an ex playboy bunny interview an old guy about his life, its very different to any sort of television I’ve ever seen. I can honestly say that it has a future. Only real problem is it can get quite boring. So the concept needs to evolve. I think they need hosts there 24/7 that are up to speed with all conversations going on so they can pop on screen occasionally. Or have a break from Battle Cam and put on my dating show using their battle cam’s for contestants maybe. Check it out if you haven’t seen it!

You did what with an egg beater?

You did what with an egg beater?

Housemates needed……

Big Brother 2012

Sonia Kruger and Mike Goldman on Big Brother 2012

Are you funny? Good looking? Loud and crazy?

Well, that doesn’t mean anything really does it….

Want to win some cash? Skip about 12 weeks of work?

You’ll get to hang out with Sonia Kruger and have millions of people watch you on the telle every week.

Well have we got a deal for you!!

https://bigbrother2013.castasugar.com/

Yes, Big Brother wants you for this years series.

If your over 18, an australian citizen and up for some fun this could be one of the most memorable things you ever do.

Damn!! I wish I could enter.

Go to it people.

See you on the next series of the greatest show in the world!!

Mike ;)