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Last week I was firing a shotgun into a TV screen, was smashing BBQ’s with bulldozers (with me in them) and riding down slip’n slides with blokes in their undies. Hey I really didnt like that. So to make myself feel more manly heres a photo of me with some chicks…. Check out next months issue of RALPH to see what went down when I hosted the Hollywood Ashes in L.A and the RALPH SWIMWEAR MODEL OF THE YEAR in Sydney. Its all in the name of entertainment my friends.

Hey Check Out my thumb! It looks like my pee pee!!
Tune into Meshel, Ash and Kip with Lutsy all this week to win free crap, or if our contestant stuffs it, hear me TERMINATE the big ticket prizes.
This morning we threw an anvil into an X BOX. YEAH!!
You might think its a waste of really expensive stuff, yes it is. (I’m lying, most if it was broken before, we’re not that stupid)

Register to win stuff @

Time for me to deflate the doll and get ‘ outta here. (leave the hotel room)

Styling By Tanya – TM Style

My gorgeous fiancée Tanya Arlidge is a super stylist and I quite often rave about her wherever I go because she is the best thing in the universe. See!
Heres some of her recent work. She’s pretty darn good on the microphone too. She should have sang a song or done a rap like, “Styling by Tanya, Im gonna get some clothes on ya!”…….

Maybe not.

for bookings or enquiries – tmstyle@live.com

Multicap Fundraiser This Saturday Night @ Gianni Events

I’m helping to raise much needed funds for Multicap this Saturday night. They support local people with complex and multiple disabilities.
Attendees will also include Multicap Patron, Her Excellency the Governor of Queensland, Penelope Wensley AO, Olympic diver Robert Newbery, and Olympic swimmer Nick Sprenger.
We’re raffling a $12,995 diamond pendant designed by Hardy Brothers Jewellers.
WHAT: Multicap Charity Ball
WHEN: Saturday 23 May 2009 from 6.30pm
WHERE: Gianni Events @ Portside, Remora Road, Hamilton
Multicap is a non profit organisation that supports local people with complex and multiple disabilities, providing capabilities, and possibilities.
For further information, please contact: Cathy Kay, Multicap’s Marketing & Communications Manager on 07 3340 9000 or Kate Haddan, BBS Consultant on 07 3221 6711

Im giving away all this stuff at the RSPCA million paws walk in Sydney. Come down with ya puppies and win stuff!
Huyndai i30cw wagon SX manual valued at $24,000
5 years supply of Hill’s Pet Nutrition pet food, valued @ $5,000 RRP
2 Electrolux Pet Friendly Vacuum Cleaners valued @ $1,100 RRP
Hamish McBeth package of leads, collars, grooming products valued @ $1,000 RRP
You can just show up and register your dog because web registration is now closed.
See you at Sydney Olympic park from 10 this Sunday. WOOF!!!

I’m hosting the HOLLYWOOD ASHES in L.A this Saturday

My first ever job in Hollywood, sure its a free one, but I’m on a microphone and there’s people coming. Actually theres lots of people and bucket loads of celebrities. 24’s Julian Sands and DANCING WITH THE STARS’ Len Goodman will battle House’s Jesse Spencer and THE BEAST’S Travis Fimmel on Saturday May 9th, 2009 at the Westfield Hollywood Ashes celebrity cricket match. The spirited, Saturday afternoon Twenty20 match at Woodley Cricket Field in Van Nuys, California is between historical rivals, Australia and Britain. Actress/comedienne Tracey Ullman will conduct the coin toss.
The event boasts an additional star-studded team that includes Jason Clarke (BROTHERHOOD), Luke Ford (MUMMY 3) Curtis Stone (celebrity chef), Brett Hicks-Maitland (ALL SAINTS), David Hoflin (NEIGHBOURS), Nash Edgerton (director, THE SQUARE), Ben Lawson (NEIGHBORS) and Cameron Daddo (24) playing for Australia. Representing Britain will be Darius Danesh (POP IDOL), Nigel Lythgoe (SYTYCD), Len Goodman (DWTS), Ross King (KTLA), Julian Stone (GENERAL HOSPITAL) and Rhino (GLADIATORS).
Cricketing legends Graham Hick, (English Test Cricketer) Michael Kasprowicz (Australian Test Cricketer) Shahid Afridi (Pakistan Test Cricketer), Younis Khan (Pakistan Test Captain) will bring a world-class cricketing standard to the occasion.
Cheering from the sidelines will be Eric Idle (MONTY PYTHON), Bruno Tonioli (DWTS), Stephanie Jacobsen (MELROSE PLACE), Natasha Henstridge (ELI STONE), Sean Maguire (THE CLASS), Derek Hough (DWTS), Shannon Elizabeth (AMERICAN PIE), Kris Marshall (LOVE ACTUALLY) plus more to be announced. Honorary supporters include Hugh Jackman, Ozzy Osborne, Rupert Murdoch and cricketing legends Shane Warne and Kevin Pietersen. Hopefully some of those guys show up and I get to interview them for the crowd.

These guys will be there too, they are a Gangsta Rappin Cricket team from Compton.