So your kid shits you, its almost one and teething. What do you do? Go for a walk with it through the desert for a few weeks. Hang on, aren’t they afraid of dingos, snakes, spiders and shit. The middle of Australia is where most of those thinks that can kill you live. These guys are what you call an adventure family. Kayaking across Antarctica, Skiing from Australia to New Zealand. Hang on. I mean, the other way around. Youre not really reading this are you? Watch the interview. Its like, much more real and interesting. Why are you still reading, please stop. Ok thats not even funny now. STOOOOOP!! Ok cool thanks. Youre still reading?!?! MEH!! I give up. I love you anyway fore reading this much. xxxx

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