Yes, its true, I am a wanker. Ralph have put me in their top 100 of all time and that qualifies me to host any of their events and drive Ralph editor Santi Pintado’s car whenever I like. The 2010 RALPH Australian Swimwear Model of the Year National Final to be held at Star City in the Sports Theatre and Bar on Friday 23rd April and if you want to come go to www.ticketmaster.com.au. $30 includes stadium seating, plus entry to the official RALPH ASMY ‘After Party’ at 36º. Its a great night and all the Ralph girls are up for a party, so if youre

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