Those naughty monkeys at the Melbourne hotel and I have another cracking party
for you to come to.
Im doing my usual on stage madness but this time with Carl Williams from Underbelly and a few of his mates aka Alex D and Gyton G. If you were at the last party we threw there you will know that this is one hell of a cool new place to hang out. Better than any of the pretentious wanky valley clubs. This awesome bar is my new home I think.


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