Watch my new showreel now, before my mom tells me to take it down and stop embarrassing myself.

I know what you’re thinking – ‘Oh great, another actor / TV presenter with an ego the size of a planet promoting himself.’ But before you click away, hear me out. I may not have won an Oscar (yet), but I have something far more valuable – the undying love and support of millions of fans (maybe 100s) who have followed my career from the pimple cream commercial in ’92 to hosting roles on national TV shows, ok show. So without further ado, here’s my latest showreel showcasing my range, my talent, and my borderline obsessive need for attention. Enjoy!

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