FLUSH 2008 DOWN THE DUNNY

Tomorrow night the year is over and thank f*%k. This has been the most shit year ever and I think its about time I just came out and said it.

As I get up on stage at Odyssey on the Gold Coast to MC the New Years Eve party with Jet, Grinspoon and Adrian Greiner from Entourage I will be leaving the pain of a crap year behind me and moving on with a big Freakin party.

(By the way tickets still available)

The only good thing this year was getting engaged to the girl of my dreams but everything else was crap. Family and friends getting divorced, The economy shitting itself, house prices taking a dive, friends kicking the bucket oh and how could i forget the greatest shows in the world Big Brother and Download getting canned by Channel Ten. I am packaging up this year in a box and setting fire to it, then putting its ashes in a bottle and burying it in the back yard  where my dog religiously takes a crap.  Thanks for letting me release.

Oh and hey, take a look at this house in the shape of a toilet. How funny is that.

 

Mike for Breakfast……

(the shock of getting a radio job again) 

Here comes the Summer Crew!

After trying to light a fart into a microphone that set fire to Triple M studios, after a drinking competition with Slash from Guns and Roses for three hours that ended in commercials, music and talking all happening at the same time I really didnt think radio would be ready for the return of the Mike Goldman madness that I likes to bring on.

Luckily my good friends Brian Mcfadden and Rikki Lee have decided to join me on air and make some noise over the next few weeks on your favorite radio station. But be careful because it could cause an insatiable urge to eat non-food substances like dirt, paper, glue and clay if you listen for too long.

The Summer Crew will start this Monday the 8th of December and feature interviews with some of the biggest stars in the world and give away some massive prizes to listeners all over Australia.

So listen in!B105, 2Day FM, Fox FM, SA FM and 92.9 in PERTH.