Great Walk To Beijing

“The brand new Great Wet & Wild Wall of China”In case you haven’t heard I’m sliding down the Great Wall of China to Beijing with Olivia Newton John.We’re raising funds to help find a cancer cure and theres only a few days left till I head off with Sir Cliff Richard, Dannii Minogue, Jimmy Barnes, AJ Rochester and many more. If you could possibly spare a few bucks to help us find a cure I will promise to be funnier on my TV shows, be nicer to Bree and Fitzy, call my mother more often and most of all, walk a hell of a long way along the Great wall of China! Will be interesting to see how Olivia handles me singing the Grease Megamix for 246 kilometers. Hey you’ve gotta do something to pass the time, Its a bloody long way!Go to Greatwalktobeijing.com to sponsor me and find out more about this great challenge for a great cause….

2 Replies to “Great Walk To Beijing”

  1. I like that alteration. If you forget the words to Grease Megamix I’ll be ashamed of you.

    Get Olivia to give you a piggy back ride if you get tired. If there’s no return of you, we’ll know she pushed you off a cliff or something.

    Don’t try anything or I’ll tell John Travolta.

    Have fun, lazy boy.

  2. I wrote something before, but forgot to enter my details.. So I don’t think my post went through. Since I’m nice, a quick review of what I tried to post.

    – If you forget the lyrics to Grease Megamix I’ll be ashamed of you.
    – Get Olivia to give you a piggy back ride if you get tired.
    – Don’t try anything or I’ll tell John Travolta.
    – Have fun, lazy boy.

    ..I think that’s all.

    *sips alcohol*.

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